lundi 20 avril 2015

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines have a tremendous effectivity on both girls and boys either on romantics dating or catching someone you like or love off guard, these cheesy pick up lines are greater ti build a perfect humorous situation or may be to break the silence. At any rate, cheesy pick up lines should always be used only on the people you know because most of they are formulated as a joke. Otherwise, you may have sometimes high risk using them on strange people !

TOP 3 Cheesy pick up lines (photos)

Best cheesy pick up lines

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

I think I was blind before I met you

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal!

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

Your lips look lonely.. Would they like to meet mine ?

If you were a poker game I’d be all in.

Hi, I am Batman. Do you wanna see my bet mobile ?

Damn sugar, slow down.. I am diabetic.

Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.

Did you escape from the zoo ? Because you bring out the animal in me

(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves !

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

So what haven’t you been told tonight?

So, you must be the reason men fall in love.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Are you a bee? If so, can you be my honey?

Hey! You look like someone I know! My next girlfriend/boyfriend!

I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!

Do you have the time? The time to write down my number ?!

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

I lost my teddy bear… Will you sleep with me?

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

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Cheesy and cute pick up lines bonus:

Can I even get a fake number?
Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
If I had a camera, I’d use the whole roll.
Please come here, I’m desperate.