vendredi 8 mai 2015

Mexican Pick Up Lines

The best Mexican pick up lines to use either on Mexican people or just ordinary people, they are guaranteed to word with every kind of people, because Mexican pick up lines have a special impact on people

Best Mexican Pick Up Lines

 

Hola bonita, ¿quieres jugar fútbol en mi cama? Quiero saber quién va a sacar un gol esta noche.

Hola lindos, mi nombre es Señor Amor. I would like to apologize for my absence, these espicy love affairs take a lot out of you, ¿ya sabes?

*whistles* Eyyyy Baby. ¿Quieres mi nopal?

Mexican Pick Up Lines (English)

 

Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.

Hey chica! There’s like, a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited.

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

I would love to stuff your piñata.

I’d cross borders for you.

You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a SEXICAN.

Hablas espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.

Ay Caramba! You’re hotter than a Jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!

Chica, you’re like a Piñata, cause I’d definitely hit that!

You’re rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno 😉

Dayum…One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

Damn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!

I’ll even throw in my secret sauce free of charge.

I’m the Juan for you.

If you’re as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you’d know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution, but rather the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.

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