The Best Collection Of Art Pick Up Lines
“If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.
“Call the Art Loss Register, ’cause you just stole my heart.”
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.
“If I told you your body looked like the Met’s Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?”
“You’re so fine you could make an impression on Monet.”
“Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.”
“If I were an art critic, I’d give you a ravishing review.”
“I’d like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.”
“Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.”
“How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?”
“If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.”
“Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.”
“I’d better put on my conservation gloves, because you’re too beautiful to handle.”
“Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.”
“Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt‘s ‘Cocaine Buffet.’”
“You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.”
“Let me be your Frank Gehry and I’ll be sure to properly balance your curves.”
“You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.”
“If I were Tehching Hsieh and you were art, I definitely couldn’t stop doing you for a whole year.”
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Are you a medium? Because I’d like to paint you on carpet.
Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.
Are you into monochrome? Because I’d love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?
Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?
At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
Baby you’re so fine you could make an impression on MONET.
Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt’s ‘Cocaine Buffet.’
Call the Art Loss Register, ’cause you just stole my heart.
Do fries come with that juxtaposition of light and color
Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.
Doesn’t it seem like all these paintings look alike?
Have you ever posed nude?
Hey girl call me Rockwell ’cause I’d like to show you my slab-serif.
Hey girl girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool ’cause I wanna make you my selection.
Hey girl I see a Futura with me and you.
Hey girl I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.
Hey girl I’d like to see twenty four frames of you per second.
Use these art pick up lines, they are high guaranteed to work!
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