lundi 29 juin 2015

Awesome Pick Up Lines

Awesome pick up lines to use on girls and boys.

Awesome and funny pick up lines

Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Does your daddy work at a cigarette shop? Cause you are smoking!!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

Somebody better call God, cause heaven’s missing an angel!

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

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