Best Collection Of Messed Up Pick Up Lines
There are 206 bones in your body. Would you like one more?
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
Do you work for Cingular, Cause you’re raisen my bar!
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Is that a ladder in your pants… or the stairway to heaven?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Hey Girl let’s play lion tamer…you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth!
You turn my software into hardware!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
32Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kicking !
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…
I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
You know what would look good on you? Me!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is F*CKED UP!
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
I’m like a faucet. The more you turn me on,the wetter I get.
My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot!
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!
Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
Go up to a girl, ask her: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” [No] Then wink.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
I’m the 6, do you want to be the 9?
Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right–I heard you were looking for me.
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