Comedy pick up lines are special because they are a spectacular mixture between funny and cheesy pick up lines, It is not necessary to be comedian to use these comedy pick up lines. But anyone can do! Enjoy..
Best collection of comedy pick up lines
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in-between the holidays?
I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
If you were a transformer, your name would be Optimus-fine.
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s head back to your place and spread the word.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
If you were a tweet, I’d favorite you, but I wouldn’t retweet you. I don’t want to share you with anyone else.
It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.
Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
Enjoyed these comedy pick up lines? Check also:
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Funny Pick Up Lines
The post Comedy Pick Up Lines appeared first on Pick Up Lines.
Comedy Pick Up Lines
Comedy
Via Pickupliness http://ift.tt/1RdxAj1
0 commentaires:
Enregistrer un commentaire