The best dodgy pick up lines bundle on the Internet
Please, I’m desperate. I’ve got money!
I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities..
There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
I hear you’re looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Crackers aren’t the only thing getting pulled this Christmas.
If you jingle my bells, I’ll give you a white Christmas.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! It must be an hour fast.
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
I’m ready to fish in the fishy sea…
Is it me or is your pole ready for some dancing?
Share our page and we’ll see if we can pick you up xxx.
Are you an elastic band because I’m going to stretch you tonight.
If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine.
You look better in real life than on the photos pinned to my walls.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynaecologist instead!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.
Are you a candle because I’m going to blow you.
Is your name osteoporosis because you’re giving me a serious bone problem.
Are you tired? Because you have been running through my head all day.
You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
Baby are you a computer? Because you turn my software into hardware.
Are you made of sugar? Because your ass is sweet.
You smell like trash. May I take you out?
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.
Nice legs, what time do they open?
You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal.
If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds?
There’ll only be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.
Call the cops…See Who Comes first.
What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now.
Do you speak Klingon? Because I wanna Cling on you all night baby.
If snowflakes were kisses I’d send you a blizzard.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.
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