mercredi 8 juillet 2015

Dorky Pick Up Lines

The dorkiest pick up lines ever

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Let me tie your shoes, because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

I don’t know the name of your first, but I’m gonna be your last.

Were your parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

I can drive you crazy without a drivers license!

If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over.

Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That’s boyfriend material.

Someone has stolen my heart and you are the highest on my list of suspects.

I could take the time to compliment your beauty and physical features but I want to get to know your heart and soul.

I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.

I’m not flirt, all I’m doing is pointing out your beautiful features.

I want to stare into your eyes and never look away.

I want you to hold me in your arms and tell me it’s okay.

I want to kiss with a passion that only we can share, and when it all falls down I want you to be there.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set up the explosion, then fly out before it goes off.

Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford’s lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.

Do you know if there’s a post office nearby, because I’d ship us.

My mouth hurts, someone want to kiss it better for me?

quick someone come here, i’m ill, and you know what would solve it, making out with me.

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