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Drunk Pick Up Lines
I drink to make you more interesting.
Was your father a thief because he most have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Wow!!! ARE THOSE REAL?
You know, the more I drink. The prettier you get.
Lets play house. You be the door and I’ll slam you all night long.
You’re drunk when I’m pretty.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Hey did you fall from heaven? Because I’ve always wanted to bone an angle
Too much woman for me, maybe not drunk enough though.
You must be an angel ’cause I’m drunk as sh!t.
Are those real? The teeth, I mean.
Is it hot in here ’cause I sure smell something smoking
You must have a light ’cause you’re already on fire
Can I buy you another?
Can I write my phone number on your t!tty?
Elvis is my twin brother.
You remind me of my sister when she was 16 and I was peepin’ on her in the shower
I’m not British, want to check out my molars?
Candy, candy, candy, you are SO FINE
When you’ve had enough let me drive your ass home
Wanna watch 2 girls 1 cup at my place?
I’ve got a Sailor Moon costume about your size back at my place.
I bet you look good n@ked and I’m having a n@ked party.
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