The most unique school pick up lines to use either in schools or academic atmospheres, these school pick up lines are for the first time on the Internet, presented by Pickupliness.
School Pick Up Lines To Use On Schools
Are you a prospective student? Because I’d like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.
Are you Cornell? Because I saw that you have an Ithaca area code and that’s where Cornell is located.
Are you Harvard? Because I know I’ve got no chance with you.
Are you my future roommate? Because I just can’t stop talking to you online and I’m so excited for us to move in together. Then we’ll get really annoyed with each other. But then we’ll probably either be friends for life or never talk to each other again. There won’t be a middle ground.
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Are you the SATs? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for six hours.
Are you the second semester of my senior year? Because I am so happy I survived long enough to see you.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Are you the tuition at my dream school? Because I do not think my parents will approve of you (which makes it all the hotter).
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Being that beautiful just isn’t equitable!
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven University? And do you know what their minimum GPA requirement is?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them
Did we have any homework due?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Do these flowers expiate the fact that I’ve been stalking you?
I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
Do you believe in adventitious love or do I have to walk by again?
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Do you have a pen I could borrow?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
Do you have any you’d like to add?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you’ve got nice eyes.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I’ll nail you!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Does your college of choice need a reference letter about how beautiful you are? Because if they do I can write that letter.
Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off
Even if there were no gravity on earth, i’d still fall for you
Everytime I hear your voice it reverberates within my soul.
Girl don’t repudiate me, I’m a nice guy.
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