mercredi 8 juillet 2015

Terrible Pick Up Lines

The Most Terrible Pick Up Lines Collection

You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Are you my appendix? Cuz you’re fking useless.

Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

Are you my appendix? Cuz you’re fking useless.

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.

If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

If you were a fruit you’d be a FINEAPPLE..

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!
You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.

The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.

Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.

Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.

Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.

Are you my appendix? Cuz you’re fking useless.

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