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Car Pick Up Lines
I want to put my piston in your cylinder
I’ll blow your apex seals
Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
My cataclytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?
Can i scrub your dirty car?
Let me polish your exhaust
If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the car.
Hey baby, I bet I can make you Cummins
Hey, you wanna go for a test drive?
I want to bury my face in a woman’s lotus patch
I have titanium nuts
Can i rearrange your rear view mirrorS?
Can i Vaccum your carpet?
Expletive these tools, lets get out of here.
My rubbers are 15 inches wide
Will you change my oil in the nude?
I like it in every cylinder (For girls)
Can I check out your exhaust pipe?
Nice Headlight!
Can I take off your valve over?
Can I put my dipstick in your oil tank?
Want to check my oil?
Do want me to tape those headlights for you?
Wanna sniff my exhaust? (Nasty)
Let me regulate your back pressure.
I think my pistons are too big for your walls..
I’ll gut your interior
Can i park my car (whatever it is) in your garage.
Wanna check my fluid leak ???
Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?
I will brake, shock, and exhaust you!
I will turn your driveshaft.
If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.
Let me splotch in your oilman.
You make my wheels turn.
I bet my exhaust is louder than you
Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.
Hey Girl! You’ve a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
Hey baby, wanna come back to my place? I’ll have you purring like a Diesel engine from 0-60 in 6.2 seconds.
I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.
I need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.
I’m lost with my car, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
If you were a Dodge, I’d RAM you.
Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?
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