mardi 12 mai 2015

Witty Pick Up Lines

These are the biggest witty pick up lines :

Let’s call it a day.. And make a night of it.

I could show you a devil of a time..

Hey, it seems like you need a pat down!

After a scrubbing I need a rubbing!

Did I mention I have an extra toothbrush at my place?

If you were a triangle you’d be a cute one.

I don’t have any witty pick-up lines, but I am pretty handy at lassoing sheilas at the bar with my g-string.

Were do you hide your wings?

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause you’re dope

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else

What are you doing tonight beside me?

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

When God made you, he was showing off.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

I know my calculus, you plus me equals us.

So, you want to make out?

Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

If I was Peter Pan you would be my happy thought.

Can I have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

You look like my first wife. Her: “How many wives have you had?” You: None yet.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

mardi 12 mai 2015