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Zelda Pick Up Lines
legend of zelda pick up lines
Your so hot you can unfreeze Zoras domain.
I m harder then the water temple
How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot
Don’t worry ill wear my Majoras mask
Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart
You’re hotter then Din’s fire.
You must have the Quake Medallion because I can feel the earth move when I’m with you.
You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.
You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished
You’re not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
Do you have the mirror shield? Because I can really see me in your tunic.
Baby, I’ve been z-targeting you all night.
Hey baby, can I buy you a potion?
I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.
Did it hurt when you fell from the Sacred Realm?
Tonight I’ll be calling you Ganon cause you’ll keep on coming, and coming and coming
Someone best call the Scared Realm because they’re missing a Sage.
You complete my heart container
I’d better put on the Goron tunic, because you’re too damned hot.
I’d better buy a bigger bag, ‘cause you’re the BOMB!
You can be my Twilight Princess
You put arrows into my quiver.
When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple
I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon
Your going to need a bottle of stamina potion to keep up with me
You don’t need the Goron mask to bang on my drums
My thing (whatever it is) is wetter than Zoras Domain
You don’t need to play Eponas song for me to cum running
Do you have the water tunic? cause you’ll drown in my pussy without it.
You’ll need to play the song of healing when we’re through
You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you
You don’t need the Deku mask to toot my horn
Your rock hard, just like the boulder blocking Romaini ranch
You should put your master sword in my pedestal
Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour
Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night
Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.
Hey wanna go out *hands you couples mask*
Are you Midna? Because i get the feeling you’re going to be riding me later
Zelda Pick Up Lines Bonus From Pickupliness
- Friend:There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? no? oh i’m sorry, i forgot U R A Q T, also how are you STILL tripping over things?!
- Me:Probably because you stun me like a deku nu. Also, did it hurt when you fell from Skyloft?
- Friend:no cus my loftwing caught me and at least with all this tripping you can practice your swan dive
- Me:Well, it doesn’t change the fact that I get more lost in your eyes than the water temple, and me tripping is because I need to practice so it doesn’t hurt when I trip from my confusion (from being lost)
- Friend::*
- Me:Save your lips for my Ocarina of Time
- Friend:Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running though my mind all day.
- Me:No, its because my beauty has possessed you like Majoras Mask
- Friend:I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.
- Me:Crazy for me? No my friend, I am the one whose love burns for you more than Death Moutain
- Friend:I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.
- Me:Just be careful that I don’t strike you down with my Master Sword and empty your heart of its potions
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