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Accounting Pick Up Lines
Best Collection Of Accounting Pick Up Lines
Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.
You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.
In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.
Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.
Are you 1040EZ? Cause need to fill you in
Baby girl, I saw you talking to that guy over there. Don’t. There’s a going concern that he has significant control deficiencies.
Boy: Are you my revenue?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’m so loss without you!
Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.
Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.
The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to — oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.
Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.
You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.
Please, baby, let me withhold you.
I think we should swap some liquid assets.
Technically, having sex with me is a charitable deduction.
Nice Assets !!
Why don’t we go back to my place, and I’ll let you audit my staff.
I’ve been in public practice for several years, and that’s easily the largest endowment I’ve ever seen.
Maybe we should go back to your place so you can show me some inside information about your firm structure.
Just because I only have a minority interest, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t integrate and do a rollover.
Do you know why accountants are considered the best lovers? Cause’ we are skilled in the double entry system!
Hey girl, Can I be your external control?
Hey girl, Looks like your trial balance needs adjusting.
Lets try and make this triple bottom line.
I know i shouldn’t use the direct write off method, but I’ll do it for you.
I’d love to amortize your discount on bonds payable.
If you were a financial statement line item, you would be goodwill, and I wouldn’t even bother testing a fine intangible asset likeyou for impairment.
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