Great collection of dinosaur pick up lines to use on people, they are high guaranteed to work with you because most of them are cheesy and funny.
Dinosaur Pick Up Lines
You’re the tricera-tops
We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.
Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.
I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.
You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.
You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.
You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.
Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?
Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.
I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.
I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.
Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?
Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
Dimetro-damn!
This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
Hey there. Are you a dinosaur? Because you’re so good, you should die.
If your neck was long enough…We could have eaten palm leaves together.
If you were a dinosaur, You would be a FINOSAURUS!
Are you Dinosaur? cuz you’ve been running through my head all day.
I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.
Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!
Are you a dinosaur because I wanna find your boner.
Lol I meant bones. Hey baby want to see my T-Rex.
Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?
Hey girl! This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
You put the ‘ass’ in Jurassic. Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
Hey girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur.
I know how to plesiosaurus a man.
Let me show you why they call me ‘Pleasure-you-asaurus.
You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.
We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.
Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?
Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.
You’re not a b-rachiosaurus. You’re a DD-rachiosaurus.
I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.
You can dig up my bone any day.
You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.
Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?
I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.
I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.
Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
Dimetro-damn!
This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.
You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.
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