lundi 22 juin 2015

Corny Pick up Lines

What is special corny pick up lines is that they a spectacular mixture between the cheesiest pick up lines and funniest ones which actually give a great impression to this kind of pick up lines, this topic includes the best collection of corny pick up lines which gathered according to a survey between Pickupliness and other dating website. Indeed, this survey based on what are the most guaranteed pick up lines that work all the time ? Simply, the answer was as the following. Pictures and pick up lines also a video. Enjoy !!

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Best collection of corny pick up lines

Are you tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Is your dad a terrorist? cause you are the bomb!

I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me ?

Great legs, what time do they open?

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Did u fart? cause u blow me away.

I like your pants.. but they would look better on the floor.

Guy knocks over girl and says “oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.”

The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage.

Baby, you’re my lucky seven.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

“Were you in Professor Trelawney’s class? Because I can see me in your future”

Wanna play the rape game? “No!” That’s the spirit!

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Do you play Pokemon? Because I want to throw my balls at you.

Do you have any black in you? No? Would you like some.

You must make girls weak in the knees. All I did was look at you and I don’t think I’ll ever walk again.

You’re so beautiful your face deserves to be on a coin. “You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you” If you were Belle, I’ll show you my Beast.

“I may put the STD in stud, but I still need U.”

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.

Wow, your feet must hurt, cause you’ve been running through my mind ALL day.

 

If I said “you have a nice body” would you hold it against me?

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

If you were a steak you would be well done.

If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Are you a touchscreen cause I’d tap that.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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