Food Pick Up Lines
Girl, you are like a Fajita Plate. Your bottom is sizzling hot!
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.
I would love to make you part of this season’s bounty.
Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Baby, I wanna strip you down like an artichoke, so I can get to your heart.
You make my foul rise.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking ?
I am a master baker.
Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?
Holy guacamole, I’d love for you to pad thai me up, place your hot dod between my buns and do your worcestershire to me.
Mmm girl! You so sweet I’m gonna get diabetes!
Did you bring these cupcakes in the break room? No? Oh, I figured you did, considering how incredibly sweet they are.
Do you like hamburgers? Cause I will go in-n-out of you!
Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh?
This city has [insert number] of microbrews, but only this one has the blonde I want.
You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.
I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night paté?
God puts as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.
Do you need someone to help pitch your tent at farmers market?
Once the rainy seasons comes, we should forage together.
If you were going to open a restaurant, what would you call it? Mine would be Devour.
How about we go back to my place and make something to write about on my food blog?
If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.
If I threw you a dinner party, I’d use my good linen.
When it comes to me, you’ve got free range.
Dinner is on me. I know the chef.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I’m German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, do you wanna do lunch?
Do you like hamburgers? Cause i’ll go in-n-out of you!
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!
I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Just like at Burger King, You’re the boss.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.
Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
You are like a microwavable taquito, I’d love to drunkenly end my night with you.
Honeydew you think we should just have a big wedding now? Cause I cantaloupe.
Your skin is so creamy that it may cause an issue with my lactose intolerance.
Hey do you want to make like a banana and split.. The check.
You’re like a fancy french cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you’re high quality.
I want you to steak your claim on me because our love is … Oh so rare!!
You look like a cake that I am dying to get a piece of … Before Janice from accounting eats you all up. Janice is a cannibal, and that’s not a joke.
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