Amazing collection of no chance pick up lines.
You fart….Because you are blowing me away!!!
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
I’ve got the dick, you’ve got the bum, so do the sum and let me ram your bum
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I wish you were a pig (she asks why?) cause then you’d have six….nipples(wait for slap)
Can i buy you a drink? cause you look like an alcoholic.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Tell your mom to stop changing lipsticks cause my dick looks like a rainbow
Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you!
Are you a swimmer cause you have no eyebrows
My love for you is like diahreah, I just can`t hold it in.
Blow me you fat ugly hoe
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
Are you a swimmer cause you have no eyebrows
Was god constipated when he made you cause you smell like a pile of shit
Are you a swimmer cause you have no eyebrows
Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you!
Oh NO! I’m choking! I need mouth-to-mouth Quick!
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
Do you want a invitation ( to what?) A Party in my pants
You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
Wanna be my new vacume cleaner…its not sucking or blowing right
Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
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