Are you not interested to your partner? Or you just want to offense them? These offensive pick up lines are the ultimate solution to do so, use them and don’t get offended. Be careful while using some of them, they may break the ice and get the partner into you very easily and some of these offensive pick up lines may cause you a slap because it seems insulting :p. At any rate, they are guaranteed to work with you if you use them in the right place and time.
Offensive Pickup Lines
Hey girl, is your dad in jail? Because if I were your dad I’d be in jail.
Do you mind wearing this paper bag?
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
You’re gonna need a wheelchair after I’m done with you
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and C, K!
Know the difference between a bj and a chicken sandwich? No? What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
You may not be the best looking girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away.
I’m not normally so attracted to ugly girls before two in the morning
I have a fetish for debasement, so I like to date the ugliest, dirtiest people I can possibly find. Wanna come back to my place?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as you! (for chubby girls)
Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like an inbred!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
I believe there is a reason why beautiful women like you end up single.
I might not be the ocean but I’ll still rock your boat
You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you.
Do you work in Subway? Because you’re giving me a foot long.
The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.
Excuse me I lost my virginity can I have yours?
You remind me of my big toe… because i’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own
Guy: Did you know I am a rapper?
Girl: No
Guy: (Takes p**** out)
Well now that the p is out, I guess I’m a raper
I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle
You have a nice body but it would look better in my bed with me in it.
You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
Hey baby, I got a back seat with your name on it.
hey baby, that’s a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it!
You wanna see a donkey show?
I hope you’re as easy as your mom….
I’m good at math, U+I=69
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
I’ve had so much to drink that you’re beginning to look good.
You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Who’s your friend?
You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
The were the most offensive pick up lines you may find on the Internet, hopefully you enjoy it.
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