Weird Pick Up Lines
You know what two colors go good together? Black and white.
Are you a tower because Eiffel for you
Do you have a band aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you
Are you copper? Because I cu in my dreams
We are like Cocoa and marshmallows. You are hot, and I wanna be on top of you.
You know what? I bet your name’s Mickey cause you are so fine.
Bears can be red. A blade can glow blue. There is only one precious. And that must be you.
Good thing I brought my library card, cause I am checking you out!
Boy: *sneezes*
Girl: I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you are the only ten I see
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and do
I’ve been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
Do you like me? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Your pants, they bother me. Take them off.
I would date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you looking right.
Hey girl, is your name google? Because you got everything I am searching for.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs. Because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
Your breasts must be made of sand.. Because I want to bury my head in them.
Hey baby, I put the STD in STUD now all I need is U
I want you so bad we should get matching Tatooines
I just want to cuddle and watch Disney movies with you.
I don’t know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure look like a keeper.
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