The best insulting pick up lines collection on the Internet, they are here just to mix between insult and pick up people, some of them are highly sophisticated and some of them may cause you a slap.
Best bundle of insulting pick up lines
Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.
I’m sorry, but I just had to come over here and tell you that you have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen on a wookiee.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.
I’m sorry, but have we met before? Are you Gary Busey?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven… and landed on your face?
I think I’ve fallen in puppy love. Oh, I thought you were a dog, nevermind.
Are you Jamaican? Cuz Jamaican me vomit!
I feel drawn to you. It must be your incredible mass that creates such gravitational pull.
You’re just how I like my coffee – bitter and diarrhea inducing.
You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.
Your daddy must’ve been a thief, cuz he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.
Your daddy must’ve been a baker, cuz you’ve got some hot buns! Also, you smell like yeast.
Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.
Wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up? Like my bile?
(Grab her ass) Sorry, is this seat taken? Oh, sorry, I thought you were a hovercraft!
Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.
There’s something wrong with my cell phone… it doesn’t have your number in it. No wait, here it is – 1-900-DIRTY-WHORE.
What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
F*ck me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you extremely fugly?
Haha, oh dear lord. You are proof that God has a sense of humour
Let me ask you something… are you always an idiot, or just when I’m around?
Oh wow I love what you’ve done with your hair. Tell me, how do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
Listen up biatch… If you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless
Your birth certificate is actually an apology letter from the condom factory
So there you have it dude, these are as insulting as they get so use them with caution and don’t offend girls just because you’re a mean guy. Only insult them in a funny way, so you can pick them up.
Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.
Excuse me, do you know what material this is? I’m pretty sure it’s boy/girlfriend material.
If you could be any enzyme, what would you be? I’d be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
I may not be the prettiest girl/most handsome guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. (S)he’d like your phone number to know where to get ahold of me in the morning.
You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.
[Call someone over with a finger] “I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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