The best bundle of James Bond pick up lines
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Are you doing anything on Saturday? Wait, I just checked–you’re not.
Are you the CIA? Because I don’t think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my chat log reviews all day.
Baby your Verizon line ain’t the only thing I’m tryna tap
Bond: “That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.”
Largo: “You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?”
Bond: “No, but I know a little about women.”
Bond… James Bond.
Could you help me find my stationary?
Della Leiter: “Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we’ve got to cut this cake.”
James Bond: “I’ll do anything for a woman with a knife.”
Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?
Domino: “How do you know my friends call me Domino?”
James Bond: “It’s on the bracelet on your ankle.”
Domino: “So . . . what sharp little eyes you’ve got.”
James Bond: “Wait till you get to my teeth.”
Eve: “That was hardly my best shot.”
James Bond: “I’m not sure I could survive your best.”
Eve: “I doubt you’ll get the chance.”
Fancy a shag? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I’m tempted to say yes immediately but I think I’d maybe have a look around.
Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.
Good day darling, how would you liek to bond?
Helga Brandt: “I’ve got you now.”
James Bond: “Well, enjoy yourself.”
Hello. Yes, I’m British.
Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James Bond: No. I’m just looking.
Hotel Receptionist: “I have a message for you.”
James Bond: “I think you just delivered it.”
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