Perfect Pick Up Lines That Are Truly Perfect!
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you a library book because i can’t stop checking you.
I can live up to all your great expectations.
You’re on the top of my amazon’s wishlist.
You had me at a preface.
Do you like it dog-eared style?
When i see you my te^perature rises up way past fahrenheit 451.
Would you like me to stand up so you can leverage my low-hanging fruit?
You must be a laptop because you run a hard drive.
Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.
Are you a functional design? Because you definitely meet my requirements.
Girl you remind me of my client, you keep reorganising my operating model.
You must work for Gartner, because you really set the benchmark.
I can totally see you scheduled into my pipeline.
Let me get my bikini babe, I’d love to boil in your ocean.
You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
I think I need more training because I can’t seem to account for the things I feel for you.
How are things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Do you work for the National Bank? Because my interest rates in you sure are rising.
Would you want to grab a drink with me sometime? I may not be a bank, but I need liquidity too.
Hey I know the European bond yields are low, but they’re not lower than my Bonds can go.
I wish I was a Venture Capitalist, because I wouldn’t mind investing in your fine assets.
I’ve done all my research on you and I sure know where I’d like to put my money.
We should totally merge to avoid your acquisition by a third party.
You remind me of the Reserve Bank, you keep increasing my inflation.
Can I change your name to Cash, because I’m looking to put my money where my mouth is.
You’re like my mutual find baby, because with you, I’m showing interest.
You’re like an avalanche of hotness, you make my debt snowball.
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