vendredi 31 juillet 2015

Rude Pick Up Lines

Are you planning for a rude dating, Pickupliness provides you the best rude pick up lines that either you can use on your dating or barely on ordinary dating. Be willing to hear the rudest pick up lines and do not be surprised to get the rudest slap Because these pick up lines are truly rude. Enjoy!

The Rudest Pick Up Lines

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got the fine written all over you.

Are you free tonight or are you gonna lost me ?

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows… You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor?….Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat.

Do you work at the wood store? Cause I could’ve sworn you gave me wood before.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

I’d crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.