samedi 25 juillet 2015

Stoner Pick Up Lines

Are you planning to be stunned, Pickupliness brings for you the best stoner pick up lines for the first time on the Internet. Enjoy!

The Greatest Stoner Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby ! You’re smokin !

Hey ! Let’s make like blunt and roll.

Want to get cough-ee wirh me?

What kind of grinder are you using? Couse you’re extra fine!

You Wanna hit this ?

I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

Do you smoke pot? Cause weed look good together!

You must be as dope as weed…

Cause Right now you’re all I need.

Are you a drug? Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

I saw you from across the room and trought…

hey girl wud you ever consider a 3-way, you me n mary jane.

Im high off life in the best way.

Any man who knows a thing, knows he knows not a damn damn thing at all.

Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie.

hey lets make like a blunt and roll.

You’re on fire! Oh, no, that’s just my blunt…

took me like 8 times reading it to get this

ive got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

Hey baby, your smokin. Or will be *uses one figure to call over in a seductive way* * maybe adds a lil joint motion*

You want to hit “this” offering the joint but pointing at myself with the other hand.

My buddies and I say … “wanna get weird after this?

wanna get uplifted?

Excuse me ma’am are you a joint? Because you’re smokin!

Ill let u hit dis if i can tap dat.

I would laugh at you. Then say, “its okay, I’m high too.

Hey baby, like weed and dick?

Damn! shes lookin extra tight.

Girl, I don’t even need a lighter cause you’re already on fire!

better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get up.

Slow down, sugar, because I’m a diabetic!

I don’t know the name of your first, but I’m gonna be your last.

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