mardi 14 juillet 2015

Tinder Pick up Lines

Last year Tinder made the great hit in social networking consumers, millions of people now use it around the universe. This creates a new kind of pick up lines which is the Tinder pick up lines according to Tinder users, these new pick up lines are more cheesy and witty. We let you discover these amazing Tinder pick up lines.

Tinder Pick up Lines

Tinder Pick up Lines

You’re so right, I didn’t mind the number of times I had to swipe left just to find you!”

“My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!”

“Tinderella, can I be your prince charming?”

“Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Tinder thinks we’re a match, how about you?”

“Oh no! I think this is love at first swipe!”

“Tinder agrees! We’re a match? So, when’s our wedding date?”

“Can I use your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”

“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte”

“I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.”

“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

“So are you ready to meet my parents?”

“You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!”

“Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?”

“Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.”

“So what’s a good opening line to use on a cute girl on tinder?”

“Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”

“Are you a polygamist?”

“I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.”

“I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.”

“Do you believe in love at first swipe?”

“I wish I was your dorm room so you could be inside me all day long.”

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw.

“I would do battle with a pack of wild mountain lions, inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonald’s with my hands zip tied

behind my back and a shake weight super glued to my forehead as my only weapon, just to be able to have the chance to take you out to a spaghetti dinner over Skype on a dial-up connection.”

“My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!”

“Are you a haunted house? Because if I came inside you, I’m pretty sure I’d cry.”

“Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.”

“Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’m looking for…and I’m feeling lucky.”

“Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?”

“I’m not a farmer, but I’d plough the s**t out of you.”

“We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?”

“On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?”

“Is your personality as angelic as your hair?”

“If you were in Transformers, you’d be a Hot-o-bot called Optimus Fine.”

“Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?”

“I would walk through a thousand miles of glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.”

“I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”

“I’ll tell you what people say behind your back. Nice ass.”

“Let me take you on an ate one of these days. You can get the d later.”

“Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouthful of wood.”

“Are you a corn girl? Cause I’m stalking you.”

“There’s 208 bones in your body, let’s make it one more ;)”

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