These gross pick up lines are somehow bad and offensive kind of pick up lines, but they may work on some of people. Therefore, be careful while using the gross pick up lines they may get you into troubles so keep in mind to be selective using them.
Great legs, what time do they open?
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine
Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
Hey honey, I got money!
I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women!
Can I borrow that quarter? My mom told me to call home when I fell in love.
You look like the type of girl that’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Is your father a thief? Because he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes.
If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don’t you just come along peacefully?
You are so beautiful that I could even drink your bath water.
Are you hungry? Because I got an all you can eat buffet right here with your name on it.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I’m here after.
Do you need the number for the local emergency room? [no,why] Cause the guy who was supposed to meet you here must have been in an accident!
I feel sick and thought puking might make me feel better but looking at you hasn’t made it happen.
Do you want to go trick or treating? You show me some tricks; I’ll give you some treats.
What college do you go to? I go to UBW, the University of Big Weenies; I’m the president.
Did you forget to get a bikini wax, or do you like having the Brazilian rain forest in your pants?
Approach a table of women, whip out your goods and say, “See anybody here you recognize?”
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
That shirt looks very becoming on you….of course if I were on you I’d be coming too.
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