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The Best Collection Of Silly Pick Up Lines
My dick just died. Can I bury it in your a$$?
Nice smile, to bad its not all your wearing.
I’ll treat you like my milk girl, I’ll spoil you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When the preist walks in a room people say”father”
when a bishop they say “your holyness”
when I walk in ladies say “oh my GOD!”
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
I wish you were a door, so I can slam you all day.
Hey baby, I got a back seat with your name on it.
Your eyes are the prettiest shade of windex I’ve ever seen.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
If I am a lone at the last call I’ll come find you.
Hi, I like going for long walks on the beach by myself
naked.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d bang you in the restroom.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
You must be lucky charms because you look magically delicious.
Nice legs…what time do they open?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I have 4 words for you “Hol I day Inn”
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
If you were a bogey, I’d pick you first!
Hey beautiful, you’ve got quite the child bearing hips
I’ll be your Fred Flinstone baby and make you bed rock!
Hey baby, is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Does this drink taste like Rohypnhol to you.
I lost my teddy bear.. will you sleep with me?
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