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You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
You look familiar. Oh, I know why, you look like my next girlfriend.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
What’s a guy/girl like you doing in a place like this?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
There is much more here than what meets the eye.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (No) Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…
Do you like water? Then you already like 70% of me, want to get to know the other 30%?
Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you related to the sun?…Because running into you just brightened up my day!
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
So when are we going to get together and discuss the demise of snappy repartee?
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