mardi 30 juin 2015

Intelligent Pick Up Lines

Best collection of Intelligent Pick Up Lines

I wish I were your tangent, that way I would lie next to your curves.

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Hey do you like whales? Because we can humpback at my place.

“How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?

If I could choose between DNA and RNA, I’d pick RNA, because it has U in it.

I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

“Would you mind leaving? I’m harpaxophobic and I’m afraid you’ll take my breath away.”

Could you help me find my pet Walrus? He’s around somewhere and I need to break the ice.

I don’t mean to sound obtuse, but if you were a triangle you’d be acute

I wish I was your derivative So I could like tanget to your curves

i know my calculus it says you plus me equals us

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Girl, you must be a computer from the 90’s, because you look like you accept floppies.

You and me baby are nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

Would you mind leaving? I’m harpaxophobic and I’m afraid you’ll take my breath away.

Girl, you must be a computer from the 90’s, because you look like you accept floppies.

Hey do you like whales? Because we can humpback at my place.

If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Baby, you are evidence of intelligent design.

Girl, you know how I feel about you. It’s like you’re a fossil sample and I’m an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.