Best Valentines Day Pick Up Lines
I must have the flu… ‘Cause you are giving me the chills.
“Hey, nice shoes!”
“Hey girl are you made of Plutonium? Because every time someone’s near you they say Pu”
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
“What kind of dog is that?”
Is this sidewalk unsalted?… ‘Cause I’m falling for you.
“Let me buy you a drink.”
Your weiner is the only one for my buns this Valentine’s Day
“I just got out of a Mexican jail.”
“Do you like cats? Cause I’m feline a connection between us.”
Hey, plow here often?
“My friend over there really wants your number, so they know where to get ahold of me in the morning.”
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
“Are you Netflix? ‘Cause I would advoid everyone to look at you for five hours straight.”
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
“Do you live in a corn field? Cause I’m stalking you.”
Once you get shot by cupid, the rest look just stupid!
“Don’t be afraid if a fat man comes and puts you in a bag. I asked Santa for you for Christmas.”
It might cold, but you make me hot and I’m forecasting a date in the near future.
“Are you my appendix? Because I would love to take you out.”
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
“Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.”
I’m hot. You’re cocoa. We were made for each other.
“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
“Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff. all my base are belong to you,”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
My love for you is like this winter. It seems like it’ll last forever.
“Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.”
Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business
Did this ski lift go to heaven? ‘Cause I’m seeing an angel.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Do you wanna build a snowman?
“Don’t I know you from spinning class?”
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