The greatest awful pick up lines
Good thing I have a GPS watch because I’m lost without you.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Your pace or mine?
You can stop running after your dreams. I’m right here.
I’m not sure if it’s the run or you that just took my breath away.
Do you like speedwork? Because I’m down for a quickie.
Do you run track? Because I relay want to date you.
My love for you is like an ultramarathon. It goes on and on.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Are we in LA? beacause you’re turning this into a hard fast.
Do yuo like sub-bass? because you just turned on my lower frequencies.
Is your name tiesti? Cus I’d pay 50k$ to see you for 2 hours.
Girl you must be sold out Cuz I’m thinking of ways to get in.
Great festival, but you know what’s missing? ins and outs.
Are you security? because I’ve got a suspicious bulge in my pants.
Damn are your parents ghost producers? cuz i can’t believe you’re responsible for that bat.
Have you hard of Dj hanzel? well, i go two deeper.
is this a camping festival? cause you got us pitching tents.
I must be wearing 3-D glasses because your body is poppin.
It’s fetting crowed can i hold your totem?
get ready for the shop of my pants.
To get backstage you must go backdoor.
There’s a rave in my pants, and you’ve got guest list.
Do you like drum & bass? cuz you got me wantin 174 bangs per minute.
Helena, ou’ve got the sweetest smile I’ve seen on tinder.
If you were a vegetable, you’de be a cutecumber.
do you live in a corn field? Cuz i stalking you.
is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants.
Hey girl, do you know that you’re 9/10 and i’m the 1 you need ?
thats a nice last name you heve .
Hey girl, my servers never go down but i do.
Are you a acamera Cuz i look at you i smile.
Speaking of chairs, you look like a fun place to sit.
How about you and I find a dark room, and see what develops?
I seem to have alost my phone number. can i have yours.
Know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U.
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