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I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you a birthday candle? Because I’d like to blow you until I get my wish.
It’s the sun coming up … or is that just the birthday girl shining?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
If kisses were snowflakes , I’d send the storm.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
You’re so beautiful that your birthday should be a national holiday.
Well I am here. What’s your next two wishes?
I know your birthday is only once a year but you’re so special it should be at least two times.
How about we both skip your birthday dinner, so I can show you my thing.
Its my birthday! How aboout a birthday kiss?
If kisses were snowflakes , I’d send the storm.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
“Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the
energy?”
At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
Can I see your tan lines?
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend.
Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, “Hi Laura!” She says,
“I’m not Laura!” And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, “But you
sure feel like her!”
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
Hi. Are you legal?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I’m Irish. Do you have any
Irish in you? Would you like some?
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor…what say we tie up for the night?
Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You’re good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
A very merry unbirthday to you!
And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.
Are you a birthday balloon? Because your booties’ popping.
Are you a birthday cake? Because you are so sweet.
Are you a birthday candle? Because I’d like to blow you until I get my wish.
Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.
Beards can be red; A Blade can glow blue; There’s only one precious; And that must be you. Happy birthday.
Birthday party might ended, but real party just begin.
Birthday sex?
Brace yourself; tonight might just become our best night. Happy Birthday, love.
Come to the bedroom with me. I have a special birthday cake with a special candle for you.
Do you want to know a dirty little secret? I am not wearing any underwear. Happy birthday, stud.
Don’t forget to drop by my house tonight, there’s something we got to do. Happy Birthday, darling. *Just so you know, I’ll be alone and ready.
Don’t wear any clothes today—I’ll remove them anyway. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.
Feeling the warmth of your body next to mine is the way I want to sleep the rest of my life. My real birthday celebration with you will begin at night, Happy Birthday My Love!
For your birthday, I’m going to give you a real wildness and fun night.
Get ready to be wild with me later. Happy Bday sweety!.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Happy Birthday baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present – ME.
Happy birthday sexy! Can I blow your candle?
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