vendredi 10 juillet 2015

Famous Pick Up Lines

The most famous pick up lines collection on the Internet

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Was your daddy a thief? I’m not. I’m a serial killer.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine seems to have been stolen.

Do you come here often? I don’t, because I only leave my underground cave when the voice of Marilu Henner inside my head tells me I must prowl the earth for victims, or Jesus will hurt my dog.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

I bet you $20 you’re going to turn me down.

Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I ’d like to chop your legs off.

Can I tie your shoes? I can’t have you falling for someone else.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

You smell like trash, may I take you out?

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

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