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Engineering Pick Up Lines
You NP-complete me.
It would be sec C to see you get a tan, lying on a cot.
Hey girl, you’ll always be on my L1 cache.
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We’re both long and hard
Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure
Baby you be a input, I’ll be the output, now let’s go make a transfer function
Baby I hear you like to “plug and chug”
Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying “oscillations” all night long.
You have a similar effect on me as heat treatment of steel, cause girl you are making me hard
Hey girl what’d you say you and me make a closed system and exchange a lil energy.
Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
It’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.
You must be the square root of 2, ‘cuz I feel irrational around you.
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
Brilliant!: I wish I was your differential equation. I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Baby, you overclock my processor.
Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
You defragment my life.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Baby, let me find your nth term.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
I’m a fermata… hold me
I think my heart just lagged.
I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this
specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction
Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent
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