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Geeky Pick Up Lines
You look familiar. What’s your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.
My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.
Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
You had me at “Hello World.”
Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.
You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
Are you Google Glass? ‘Cause you augment my reality.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Do you read Harry Potter? Your smile is like expelliarmus. Simple yet disarming.
You make my software turn into hardware.
I always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it.
You must be the square root of two, ’cause I feel irrational around you.
Are you a piece of carbon? ‘Cause I would love to date you.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? ‘Cause you’re BeAuTiful!
Are your pants a compressed file? ‘Cause I’d like to unzip them.
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
Just look at the keyboard — U and I belong together.
Your homepage or mine?
Im not staring, Im stuck in a loop. (Logic: while (girl=hot, look))
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
“Why don’t you come down to my basement apartment in my mom’s house and see me sometime?”
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I’d like to play on your laptop.
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I’ve met the woman of my dreams, in order to
make all the ex-girlfriends I’m still Facebook friends with jealous.
You make my software turn into hardware!
You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?
You had me at “Hello World.”
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
No, that’s not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
Need me to unzip your files?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.
You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I’d switch to a Iphone for you.
Nice Set of Floppies!
No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Want to see my Red Hat?
How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
“Anonymity makes me even more handsome.”
You must be tired because you’ve been streaming through my RSS feed all day…
Here’s my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101
I want all of our functions to be read/write.
I think we should increase our bandwidth.
You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won’t compile without you.
You are my superclass: you define what I can do.
Oh little processer of my desire!
If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
Is your name google? (Why?) Because you have exactly what I’m looking for!
You have nice syntax.
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