lundi 27 juillet 2015

Elf Pick Up Lines

The Best Elf Pick Up Lines Bundle

“I’m down here”

“Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy”

“I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi”

“I can get you off the naughty list”

“I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys”

“I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.”

“No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler”

“I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man”

“You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig”

“I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners”

I invented the Naughty List…

People tell me I look like Cupid.

You bring out the Yeti in me!

I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.

Tiny hands give better backrubs.

I think I just got struck by Cupid’s antler… And yes, I mean “antler”.

Is it chilly in here? ‘Cuz you give me snow flurries!

Santa’s busy… You can sit on my lap!

My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm.

There’s no height limit on love!

Is that a longbow in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

There’s a reason why they stopped calling us “The Little People”.

You know what they say about guys with long, pointy ears…. they have long, pointy—earmuffs.

I’m an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.

2500 years is not *that* much of an age difference!

Nice tunic! It would look great on the floor by my bed.

My treehouse or yours?

Your eyes are as green as the moss that grows on rotting trees.

Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to?

I’ve mastered the “Elvish Tongue”… Want a demonstration?

Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?

We don’t see many happenin’ ladies north of the Arctic Circle.

Hey babe, I’m free on Christmas Eve.

Not everything about me is tiny!

I’m not Elmo, but don’t stop tickling.

Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn’t mean

he’s gay.

I taught Santa everything he knows.

I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.

Nice view from down here!

I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.

You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

That’s quite a set of ornaments you’ve got there.

Why, yes, I AM George Stephanopoulos.

I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.

I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.

You know what they say about guys with big ears.

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