The Best Planet Pick Up Lines
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
In this entire universe, all I want is you.
I’d love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.
Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?
I love getting dirty, and you seem to have a lot of it.
I’m an environmentalist, because I wouldn’t want you any hotter than you already are.
My middle name could be Magellan, because I love exploring your continents.
How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.
How deep are your oceans?
I can see us in orbit together.
I can’t resist your gravitational pull.
I’d never mow your grass with a gas mower.
I want to fly in your friendly skies.
Let’s follow this current wherever it might lead us.
Meet me inside Davy Jones’ Locker, I’ll be Neptune, you be my staff.
I want to climb your trees and swing.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.
I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.
Did you say spelunking?
You’re so sexy you make me want to flower.
I love your soft edges.
Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?
You’re millions of years old – I bet you’re experienced.
I want to swim deeply in all five of your oceans.
Care to show me your ozone layer?
Your sunsets are amazing.
I’d make your icebergs melt.
Should we take this conversation above sea level?
I’ve never seen a better looking isthmus.
You’re making me as hot as molten magma.
What’s your favorite kind of cloud? Mine are cumulus.
I bet you know a thing or two about bedrock.
Do you believe in the big bang theory?
Show me your dunes.
Please don’t tell me that’s an impermeable rock.
My favorite geological features are created under pressure.
Is there a magnetic field between us or am I just attracted to you?
Will you teach me about plate tectonics?
What is your energy-to-mass ratio?
I love stratified layers.
You are hot to the core aren’t you?!
Venus aint got nothing on you.
I wish I were one of your Northern Lights.
I don’t care what Copernicus says, you’re the only planet to me.
Why don’t we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.
I would love to experience tectonic subduction with you.
Do you think we can we get to absolute zero together?
I can’t stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.
Want to go back to my place for some geospatial analysis?
You throw my center of gravity off.
Can I be your axis for the night?
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